So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
OMG THAT’S SO SCARY
I thought HE was going to be the one to hurt her
plot twist man
These are just some of the many ways members of the LGBT community identify themselves in a beautiful photo series from San Francisco-based photographer Sarah Deragon.
Deragon’s “The Identity Project” has taken her around the country as she “seeks to explore the labels we choose to identify with when defining our gender and sexuality.” Her portraits show the amazing diversity and vibance of a queer community that for too long has been defined by outsiders.
Can we just go ahead and change the title of Torchwood to “Gays and Space?”
there are no gay characters on torchwood and they aren’t in space
Bisexuals in Cardiff
lbr tho, if there’s a show that should be called gays and space it should be star trek
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
My coffee props for my night vale intern cosplay!
O__________O I cannot even begin to adequately express my admiration of this
Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”
Stacey: “Why not?”
Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”
(from My Mad Fat Diary,series 2, episode 3)
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
this is fascinating.
A huevo cabrón
i got a fun night
a guy thought i was a scientific officer from starfleet then i got engaged to a girl and we had balloon babies we wanted to called them thor and loki but they were girls so we called them loki and loki and i learnt that i wasn’t the father but loki was but i was okay with that then she gave birth but then green lantern arrived and killed the babies and some other guy tried to eat the remains and after that my fiancée and I ate our jelly engagement rings so they get inside us and we are engaged forever now and plan to have other babies to replace the dead ones
we weren’t even drunk
I felt so betrayed by you. Betrayal was the only thing that felt real to me.