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angualupin:

also you know how sonnets 134, 135, and 136 all have a pun on the word will/the name Will/the slang for penis?

I have such a fond fantasy of Shakespeare stumbling home drunk one night at 3 am, then stopping in the middle of the street, clutching Johnson’s arm, and going, “Ben, Ben, you know what? my name, Ben, it’s a dick joke. my NAME. it’s a DICK JOKE.” and Johnson patting him on the arm and telling him to go sleep it off

and him stumbling upstairs to his room, sitting down and writing three sonnets in a drunken haze, then passing out with his face on a sheet of paper that, when he wakes up, he discovers is covered with repetitions of the line “but why wouldst thou wish another WILL”

and then passing the sonnets around at rehearsal the next day, very proudly, to much face-palming

An authorship controversy I can get behind.

This is basically the preface to Pauline Kiernan’s Filthy Shakespeare, too (she “translates” his name as “Prick Wanker”).


haanigram:

THIS IS NOT A GAME. THIS IS REAL LIFE AND THIS IS HAPPENING. x


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chesapeake-cannibal:

warrioromen:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

AHAHAHAHHA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??????????

THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM OMFG

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flarechaser:

The Steve Rogers and Jim Kirk School of Supremely Misunderstood and Mischaracterized Captains

If you seriously think either of them would be cool with any kind of bigotry, oppression, or rampant militarization you need to get your reading/viewing comprehension tested.


rockyraccoonpictureshow:

we’ll finally become david bowie

rockyraccoonpictureshow:

we’ll finally become david bowie


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SHIT NO ONE TELLS YOU WHEN YOU START TO TUMBLE 

cleolinda:

wolfwrecked:

  • Only the FIRST FIVE tags you use on a NEW POST show up in the tracked tags
  • Only the FIRST TWENTY tags on any post on your blog function (i.e click tag #21 and it will say page not found)
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If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be? 

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ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

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Flower-crown Tom [x]

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